By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.
The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return.
A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..