I must be the luckiest guy alive

I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I see the same girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.

Doin a good job

Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

A cup of hot Hello

A cup of hot Hello; A plate of crispy wishes; A spoon full of sweet smiles; And a toast of great success. Good Day!

I feel sorry for the person

I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.