Real friends do not get offended
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Dont stop having fun when you get older
Don’t stop having fun when you get older because you will get older when you stop having fun. Have a Great Day!
My wife has a slight impediment
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
MINUTES GOES WEN HOURS COME, FLOWERS SMILE WEN SHOWERS COME, WORRIES GO WEN MONEY COMES. EVEN A COIN HAS TWO FACE AND LIFE HAS TWO STAGE1 SO ROCK THE LIFE!