A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Our worst behaviour is always reserved for the person we love the most; Because somehow, that person will always accept us as we are!
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!