You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
Where were you I have been waiting for almost
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.