Love is the fart Of every

Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most.

Sleep without saying goodnight

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

Pool has water in next time

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Picked my poison and it is you

Nothing can kill me like you do; You are going straight to my head. And I am heading straight for the edge; I picked my poison and it is you!