A tear fell when i saw

A tear fell when i saw you in the arms of someone, A tear fell when you left me all alone in the blue, A tear fell when you said your love wasn't for me. I didn't miss the teardrops but i miss you.. !

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Very Touching Text

Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel, I Am Mad For Her.. But Why I Am Not Made For Her?

Wants to date a fish

People tell me there''s plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?