3 Important Stages Of Life

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don’t have a wife to confirm it!