30th October is Karwa

Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !
To all husbands: Better to remain silent and taken as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubts!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!