Annoy for the rest of your life

A woman to her friend: The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Thought of the day: If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
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For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!