Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for.
Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
Dear sister It’s you to whom I can pour my heart out And share everything Your love and support is my eternal bliss Here’s sending you lotss of loving hugs!!!!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!