Assume everything wrong since I dont have wife
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A drunk man arrives
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…
The young wife
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Paray hatt tuu
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Pretty in her Aadhaar Card
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
I never change my mind
I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!
Cleaned the whole house
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!