Assume everything wrong since I dont have wife

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!
Two Hands To Hold Onto Forever, Two Arms To Be Embraced By Eternally, . Two Eyes To Gaze Into For Always, Two Lips To Kiss So Passionately. . Two Souls Fused By Commitment, Two Names Written In The Stars Above, . Two Lives Intertwined By God, Two Hearts Joined By The Purest Of Love.
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!