A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You have Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You are My Darling Husband. Happy Anniversary.
Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!