Eventually come home

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Write your sad times on sand and Good times on stone. Think about this and live your life. Good morning
In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.