Feel like washing utensils today

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. It will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow. Good Day!
Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Morning is a beauty of natural colors of tress, rainbow, birds. So today let us enjoy the beauty and fill the natural colors in our life! Good Morning
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…