Fight between you and your wife

Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband’s job will be easier!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!