Geographical unpleasant

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate – He Still Is Largely Celibate.
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!