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Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
On The Day We Wed… I Promise To You Yet Again My Unconditional Love And Devotion. For I Will Cherish Each Day That God Gives Me With You, Our Own Little Piece Of Heaven On Earth. I Will Love You Always.
My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout… . . . . Today it was laundry and the dishes!
To all bachelor’s who are getting married, please remember, in marriage you can do anything… but not everything!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!