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To all bachelor’s who are getting married, please remember, in marriage you can do anything… but not everything!
For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!
Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘