Happy Anniversary

On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!
For a wonderful person like you, I wanted to give the best birthday greeting ever… But this message was all I could afford. Happy Birthday!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!