Statement bereft of facts
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
Cook it less frequently
Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!
For a wonderful person
For a wonderful person like you, I wanted to give the best birthday greeting ever… But this message was all I could afford. Happy Birthday!
Idea I will see you on Monday
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Sleep before you finish saying it
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.
You just cannot compare marriage
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!