Happy Anniversary

Shining Like A Diamond, Rolling With The Dice, Standing On The Ledge, I will Show The Wind How To Fly. When The World Gets In My Face, I Say, Have A Nice Day. Have A Nice Day-ay-ay
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
The Secret of Happy Married Life… Is Still a SECRET.
Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness!
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!