Happy and I cannot tolerate it

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Marriage

What a married man says

What a married man says after years of marriage: – My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she does not Trust me and I dont Understand her.

Marriage

Sleep before you finish saying it

Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.