Why is a bachelor skinny
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
The secrets of a happy marriage
The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies
Keep following your dreams
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!
To all bachelors who are getting married
To all bachelor’s who are getting married, please remember, in marriage you can do anything… but not everything!
Annoy for the rest of your life
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Happy and I cannot tolerate it
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!