Husband nd wife

Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !
Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
On The Day We Wed… I Promise To You Yet Again My Unconditional Love And Devotion. For I Will Cherish Each Day That God Gives Me With You, Our Own Little Piece Of Heaven On Earth. I Will Love You Always.
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!