Husband nd wife

It’s a sin if you love another’s wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
3 Important Stages Of Life… Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’ During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’ After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !