Husband nd wife

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
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Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!
To all bachelor’s who are getting married, please remember, in marriage you can do anything… but not everything!
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!