Wait a minute and I will put it on
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You have Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You are My Darling Husband. Happy Anniversary.
Half groceries in order to get other half cooked
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
What makes some people dearest
What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it’s the pain you feel when you miss them…
Repeat it please
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Many a man owes his success
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.