The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
A goodnight text is not always a text that says Good Night. Sometimes it's a random text at night reminding someone how much they mean to you. Good Night!