Make up your mind

Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi Husband said: Hello father-in-law.