Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.
Husband: Make up your mind!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wives Are Young Men’s Mistresses; Companions For Middle Age; And Old Men’s Nurses. Francis Bacon, ‘Of Marriage And Single Life, ‘
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult , an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and . a Matter of Survival for a married man.