A man can be happy with any woman

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one who’s mad!