The Man Who Never In His Life

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
To all husbands: Better to remain silent and taken as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubts!
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!