The Man Who Never In His Life

The Man Who Never In His Life
Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife
Or Polished Up The Silver Plate –
He Still Is Largely Celibate.

Marriage

Paray hatt tuu

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

Marriage

The young wife

The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!

Marriage

Eventually come home

According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!

Marriage

Your Anniversary Marks The Day

Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said ‘I Do! ‘ The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong; You Passed The Early Test. Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time; Your Marriage Is The Kind That’s Best! Happy Wedding Anniversary!