Why is a bachelor skinny
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
Packed on the way back home
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
Partner in life
You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.
Wife to maid
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Paray hatt tuu
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Husband should have married someone else
A woman to her friend: The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!