For men marriage is like museum

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband’s job will be easier!
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…
Anger is the most impotent of passions. It affects nothing it touches and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed.
It’s a sin if you love another’s wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!