Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
Never look back. If Cindrella had gone back to pick up her shoe, she would not have had become a princess!
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
Every Life In World Is Written By God’s Sweet Hands, That’s Why I Am Thankful Because When He Wrote My Life, He Include You Too As A Lovely Chapter.. !
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.