Name it later

In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!
Night is the time to shed today’s sorrows and prepare for tomorrow’s tryst. Sweet Dreams, Good Night!
May this Birthday be a BlockBuster of your Life… and may you attain all the Stardom of Success in your Social Life. Long Live and have a Blast today!
New day new blessing. Do not let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today, Because each day has its own promise of love, joy and forgiveness. Good Morning!