I never change my mind
I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!
My wife is my personal trainer
My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout… . . . . Today it was laundry and the dishes!
Stay together
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
Packed on the way back home
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
Wife but a punishment if you have to love your own
It’s a sin if you love another’s wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!
Woman less
Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
Make up your mind
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!
Shaking her head
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
My wife is hard to impress
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
Thought of long life will never come
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.