The secrets of a happy marriage

A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!