The secrets of a happy marriage

Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
Wedding Ceremony Tells Us That What Pure Love Is And How One Should Care For Each Other Now And Throughout Life. I Wish You Have Blessed Wedding Life. Happy Wedding Day
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘
Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult , an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and . a Matter of Survival for a married man.