Speak and remove all doubts

Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don’t have a wife to confirm it!
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one who’s mad!
Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!