Speak and remove all doubts

Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
A woman to her friend: The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate – He Still Is Largely Celibate.
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me. Wife: Of course. I did not want to make a scene!