Speak and remove all doubts

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don’t have a wife to confirm it!
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!