Stay together

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change; But an awesome person will always be an awesome person!
‘Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It’. Shakespeare.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!