A tactic is the ability to tell

Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I was on a ship thinking of you. when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean. then i promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget you.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Since your eyes are looking tired, Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours, Happy journey into the world of dreams, Gud Night
A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.