A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
There were hundreds of YESTERDAYS that passed and more TOMORROWS still to come.. But remember, there’s only one TODAY to enjoy..
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile… Wish you a good morning and nice day.