A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I was on a ship thinking of you. when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean. then i promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget you.
Since your eyes are looking tired, Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours, Happy journey into the world of dreams, Gud Night