A tactic is the ability to tell

Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
On The Day We Wed… I Promise To You Yet Again My Unconditional Love And Devotion. For I Will Cherish Each Day That God Gives Me With You, Our Own Little Piece Of Heaven On Earth. I Will Love You Always.
Secret formula for married couples… ‘Love one Another’ and if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?