The only thing worse than a husband

Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!