My wife is a boss but I always

Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!