This morning I noticed on my calendar

This morning I noticed on my calendar a happy day! Today, my happy calendar said it is your birthday. I wish this day brings a smile on your face, and that you enjoy, The day you were born, celebrate it in joy. Happy Birthday!

Think I married you for money

Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Special place in my heart

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Race Can Not Be Won

Race Can Not Be Won By Accelerating On ' Top Gear ' But It Can Be Won Only By Changing The Gear On Right Time.