People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!
Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab