When your wife messages you Have Fun

When your wife messages you ‘Have Fun’, just stop whatever you are doing and return back home!

Telling a lie is a sin

Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult , an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and . a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Funny

There is only one perfect wife in the world

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!

Marriage

Dont marry the person you want

Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later.

Relationship

Think I married you for money

Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.