When your wife messages you Have Fun

Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult , an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and . a Matter of Survival for a married man.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later.
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself… ‘This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes’!
I Can Delete Your Photos, Your Number, Your Messages From My Phone. But How Do I Delete You And Your Memories From My Heart And Mind .. !!