When your wife messages you ‘Have Fun’, just stop whatever you are doing and return back home!
Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Life is like a mirror. If you frown at it, it frowns back. If you smile at it, it returns the greeting.