My wife is my personal trainer

Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘
Life is not a box of chocolates; It’s more like a jar of jalapenos; What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!
The way you twisted fairy tales, to suit my mood at that time, The way you clubbed two dishes in one, making it my favourite.. Mom, I wonder, how you managed to blend your thoughts and efforts with, so much of love. I love the way you love me. Thank you Mom for loving me…
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.
Alphabet ‘O’ stands for Opportunity which is absent in ‘Yesterday’; Available only once in ‘Today’; And thrice in ‘Tomorrow’!