Eventually come home
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!
Idea I will see you on Monday
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Thanks for making my life
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. Whatever I am, is only because of you, You are my angel, Thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. Happy birthday to my dear WIFE !!
Today is the oldest you have ever
Today is the oldest you have ever been; And the youngest you will ever be. Make the best use of your youth and experience to carve out a beautiful day!
Only married people understand
Only married people understand that you can be miserable and happy at the same time!
A tactic is the ability to tell
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!