Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..
A new day brightens memories of yesterday and promises moments that will sparkle today. Good Morning!!
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
You aren”t wealthy until you have something money can”t buy.