I chased love i found friendship, i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you are so young! Happy Birthday!
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.