If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I had still miss you but at least I would be rich!
Friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it is about who you have the best time with!
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
How like our lives, the rose”s life and death. How like our fate, the cruel fate that falls Upon its happy lot and gruffy calls It from its bloom to sudden certain death!
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.