1 day as I came

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
The right temperature of a HOME is not maintained by Heaters and Air-conditioners. It is maintained by Warm Hearts and Cool Minds. Good Morning!
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!