A blowjob is the only job in the world

A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!

Good Day

Nice Dayayay

Shining Like A Diamond, Rolling With The Dice, Standing On The Ledge, I will Show The Wind How To Fly. When The World Gets In My Face, I Say, Have A Nice Day. Have A Nice Day-ay-ay

Naughty

Never reject a girl in life

Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness and bad girls gives you experience. . Both are essential in life… So enjoy every girl Friend!

Naughty

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!

Inspirational

Entire water of the sea

Entire water of the sea can not sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can not put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.