A blowjob is the only job in the world

I know you think I am cute, I know you think I am fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
In this world, where everything seems uncertain, only one thing is definite. You will always be my friend, beyond words, beyond time and beyond distance!
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
if life was a ship, ocean will be experience ship light will be parents, ship engine will be lover, ship anchor will be friend
Success is a tasty dish. Patience, intelligence, knowledge and experience are its ‘Ingredients’. But ‘Hard Work’ is that little salt that makes it ‘Delicious’. Have a successful day!