Divide your legs and we can multiply

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Nights are a gift when couples have lovely tiffs; It makes life complete when two lovely lips meet. The day’s stress and grief is gone with the caring; That makes our cosy beds a nest of love and sharing. Sleep Tight… Good Night!
Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
If I could spend every minute of every day with you I would. I think about you all the time. I think of you when I go to bed, and you are the first thing I think about when I wake up
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.