Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Even though I am mad I just wanted to say goodnight and I love you. I do not want you to go to bed or wake up angry!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH