Divide your legs and we can multiply

A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Even though I am mad I just wanted to say goodnight and I love you. I do not want you to go to bed or wake up angry!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
‘The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk Is… from… . . . . . . . . . Bed To Floor’ WARM MORNING.
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.