Today is a day of celebration

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

I have decided to add extensive

I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

A shining angel stands

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed calling your nice name so softly throwing flowers on you and saying good morning have a nice day