Divide your legs and we can multiply

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….
‘The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk Is… from… . . . . . . . . . Bed To Floor’ WARM MORNING.
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!