Doin a good job

A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
When daylight turns to a darkened hue; The lovely stars hinting at you. Your heartbeat tells you something true; That someone is terribly missing you. Good Night!
I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!
If Life Pushes You To Your Knees: Remember That Means It Is The Time To Pray. So Pray Before You Face This Action.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘