Sitting at the table does not make
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
A blowjob is the only job in the world
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Divide your legs and we can multiply
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why dont you freeze your teeth
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
A notice in a factory for girl
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
He met a lady while
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!