Girls are like phones

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you are just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
A small boy and a girl were crying, someone asked – Why are you both crying? Girl said: My doll has broken. Boy said: My doll is crying!