It goes in dry it comes

It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets. we can have it in bed just you and me… its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Naughty

Good girls loosen

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Friendship

True friends will never apart

A strong friendship Does not need daily conversation, Does not always need togetherness As long as the Relationship lives in the heart True friends will never apart.

Naughty

A notice in a factory for girl

A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’

Naughty

A cat tries to get a sausage

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!