I went over, Nobody was home

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
I finally realize… people are prisoners of their phones – that’s why they are called cell phones!