A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
Come on over, there’s nobody home.
I went over. Nobody was home
Relation with nice people is like ice cubes. You break, crush, squeeze, beat and grind them… still they chill your life. Good Morning!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
If your face had ‘Welcome’ written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush