Relation with nice people

Relation with nice people is like ice cubes. You break, crush, squeeze, beat and grind them… still they chill your life. Good Morning!

Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’

For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!

Toilet seat with your toothbrush

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush