A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don’t have a wife to confirm it!
My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout… . . . . Today it was laundry and the dishes!
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
In Earlier Time: Feelings Were Much More Important Than Words.. ! But Now A Days Words Have Great Importance Since People Do not Understand Feelings.. !
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!